Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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