lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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