i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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