Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You are a genius and a whore.
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