shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just cut my nipple shaving
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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