left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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