How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
