I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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