i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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