Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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