In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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