thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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