somebody snuck up and got me drunk
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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