I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
PANTIES FOUND
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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