Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Can't talk, ducks in the car
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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