do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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