i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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