We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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