Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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