He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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