Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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