I can text with my tongue
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My feet surprised me
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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