Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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