why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
The ass gains better be worth it
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