The maid of honor just puked.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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