I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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