Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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