She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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