I want to stick my p in your. b.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
NoShamevember. You game?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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