"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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