IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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