She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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