What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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