I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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