Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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