No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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