NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm really busy with my period
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