i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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