i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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