Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
