Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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