I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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