New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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