I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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