You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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