I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's not a walk of shame if you run
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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