He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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