Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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