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I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Need sex. Gaining weight.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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