Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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